1 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:12,916 Asterix and SECRET POTION 2 00:04:44,249 --> 00:04:47,958 - Getafix? All is well? - Just great. 3 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:51,874 - And why did you lie on the ground? - I meditate. 4 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,499 What are you ... 5 00:04:56,874 --> 00:04:58,874 Do not tell that fell from the tree. 6 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:03,750 "He fell from a tree!" Asterix ... 7 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:07,791 Okay, Obelix. Druid will help to get up. 8 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,458 "Help?" This is why? 9 00:05:09,499 --> 00:05:12,041 If I want to get up, I can do it without your ... 10 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:31,541 Children Warning! 11 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:35,791 Today, our first lesson - about how to cook smelly potion. 12 00:05:38,499 --> 00:05:40,208 - You can take a sip? - No, Obelix. 13 00:05:40,249 --> 00:05:44,375 I remind you fell in stinky elixir smelly potion when he was little. 14 00:05:57,499 --> 00:06:01,750 Guys ... guys, Getafix today do not teach. 15 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:21,375 - What else?! - This is ... What's his ... 16 00:06:23,124 --> 00:06:26,041 - Snack! - Snack! 17 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,750 I'm not hungry! 18 00:06:33,499 --> 00:06:37,499 Getafix, not play the fool. If you fall, just say so human. 19 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:40,083 Druids do not fall from trees, Asterix. 20 00:06:40,124 --> 00:06:43,916 This is the main criterion for selection to the Druids - do not fall from the trees! 21 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:45,375 And if you stumble a druid? 22 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,541 If the druid stumbled ... ... it's a bad sign. 23 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:52,375 Ahoy! How's our champion? Mending? 24 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:54,375 For so many years - a single blunders! 25 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:57,750 For all these years - even pace never pulled! 26 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,000 Never! And suddenly, for no reason rhyme or reason - hryas! 27 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,541 Oh, so many years I flitted through the trees! 28 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,833 How much I was in power! How much energy! 29 00:07:05,874 --> 00:07:09,791 So, listen to me! A broken bone will not prevent you flit and beyond. 30 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:13,000 Oh, god Teutat! Can it be you? 31 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:18,124 I shall call me in the secret city of Avalon, where year-round blooming apple trees? 32 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:21,000 - They say about apples! - Apples? 33 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,124 - What are the apples? - I've heard the word "apple". 34 00:07:24,499 --> 00:07:27,833 Why do we put to eavesdrop at the door of the blind? 35 00:07:27,874 --> 00:07:30,916 - On postavylsya himself. - I'll show you the very dead! 36 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:33,208 Even the best sometimes are not in shape. 37 00:07:33,249 --> 00:07:34,958 Getafix, Come on, let's not stupid. 38 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,541 Stand up, pull yourself together! Not in your spirit to sit idle. 39 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,333 You're right. I should not sit idle. 40 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:45,333 Finally! So much better. Our good druid takes himself in hand! 41 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:48,791 - I have to pull myself together. - Exactly! Nice to hear! 42 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:52,124 As a druid, and elder, I have to remember that the answer for everyone. 43 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:54,124 That's it! Next, bolder! 44 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:57,333 The man is known to face difficult decisions. 45 00:07:57,375 --> 00:08:00,499 That's it! I do not understand what he was, but cheers, bravo! 46 00:08:00,541 --> 00:08:05,499 I should no longer be the only one who knows the recipe for the magic potion. 47 00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:07,166 - Hurray, bravo! - What? 48 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,166 What? 49 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:12,041 I'm going to search for the young successor to tell him a secret. 50 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,083 What? 51 00:08:13,124 --> 00:08:15,791 Of the young druids of Gaul I choose to, 52 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:21,208 who learns from me magic recipe and become the new druid our village. 53 00:08:21,249 --> 00:08:23,416 So, come on. We will not change the druid, because ... 54 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:28,291 We will not change the druid, because the old dropped. 55 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:31,124 That's it! Once I fell - and immediately all the recipes distributed! 56 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,708 Let me also from the tree fall! Once everything is so simple! 57 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,458 Not. Getafix, soothe me, this is a joke? 58 00:08:35,499 --> 00:08:39,249 - And the bad! Just say so! - Speak about the recipe. 59 00:08:39,541 --> 00:08:41,791 - About the recipe? - recipe with apples? 60 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,750 - Apple pie? - Stop. 61 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,791 - A precise about the recipe? - Yes! I said, "recipe"! 62 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:49,583 We had to lock them out of the apple pie! 63 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:53,416 - Kitty, are you sure you heard? - Kitty, you sure you're not deaf? 64 00:08:54,916 --> 00:08:56,458 Women never beat ... 65 00:08:57,249 --> 00:08:59,625 Especially with deaf husbands ... 66 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,874 Oh, you bastard! 67 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,166 Look out! 68 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,791 Perfectly! You understand that should not be shared? 69 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:31,625 - Yes! - And poostorozhnee there! 70 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:38,124 Obelix! ... My Pyramid! 71 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,958 Oh, sorry, Getafix! I just ran ... 72 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,458 These hogs can not touch it, Obelix. 73 00:09:44,499 --> 00:09:47,583 - Oh, yeah? - Pyramid! 74 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,416 I, of course, not a builder, but it might be worth something to fix? 75 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:07,791 What a disaster, Obelix ... 76 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:11,541 Magic potion in the hands of young, green, inexperienced druid! 77 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:14,166 Suddenly he applies his evil? 78 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:19,083 Or just blabbed? Then comes the end of invincible Gauls! 79 00:10:20,124 --> 00:10:23,583 "There will be the end of the invincible Gauls"? 80 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:31,208 You see boys who play on the beach? They Gauls. 81 00:10:31,249 --> 00:10:33,833 Because we resist the invader. 82 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:38,333 And to their future children , too, were the Gauls as they were, 83 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:41,499 they will also have to resist the invader. 84 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:46,249 You're absolutely right, Asterix, is a gamble. 85 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:49,666 That is why the best warrior of the village to go with me, 86 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:52,625 not to give me to make a mistake in choosing this ... 87 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:57,541 "Young, green, inexperienced druid" ... I can even take two. 88 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,791 And I have a question. 89 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:05,124 If the potion will cook another druid, I finally can try? 90 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,708 Take me to the hut, Obelix. 91 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,791 Bull Bull Bull! Volshebnoe zele! 92 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:20,291 Aha! What are you doing here, my friends, eh? 93 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:26,208 Well, well, well ... I'm sorry, but I have not spoke boar ... 94 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,333 I understood all the words to "Getafix" 95 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:34,124 but then ... connection was lost! Repeat clearly. 96 00:12:44,499 --> 00:12:46,833 Oh, Getafix, venerable druid! 97 00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:51,791 The whole village gathered to express to you our sympathy and support. 98 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:56,249 Difficult decision you took, a druid. But we support. 99 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,166 - Well, not exactly ... - We have a choice, and some do not. 100 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:01,583 Of course, by and large, you have not asked. 101 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,541 And is our opinion that something would change? 102 00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:08,208 Here! Hence, the approval of our you on the drum. 103 00:13:08,249 --> 00:13:10,291 Druid! I have a question. 104 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,541 Do not you think that it would be wise 105 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:19,874 to convey the secret magic potion man from our village? 106 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:24,916 The secret potion goes only by the druid to druid, Alfavitiks. 107 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,375 I'm sure you know it. 108 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:29,583 And you would trust to his shop, who does not know the craft? 109 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:33,041 A-ah, yes for anything in the world! Fish sales - a delicate matter! 110 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:38,208 There need accuracy, experience, and then - the love for the traditions of their ancestors. 111 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:42,333 But at the same time - interest in the latest innovations. 112 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:46,041 One eye all the time looking to the future ... 113 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,708 In general, if a word ... 114 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,541 Panoramiks? .. 115 00:15:26,874 --> 00:15:29,000 Panoramiks ?! 116 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:44,958 KARNUTSKY WOOD NOT Druid admitted 117 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,083 Just do not want us to go with you, Getafix? 118 00:15:47,124 --> 00:15:49,375 - Not allowed! - But you have a broken leg ... 119 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:53,041 It is strictly forbidden! Druids such things do not joke. 120 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,583 You stumbled into the forest one with a bad leg? 121 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,458 Do you understand that there will be problems? 122 00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:58,583 I have no choice. Yes, I will go alone ... 123 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,000 Yes, we are in trouble. 124 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,000 Quiet all. 125 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:21,583 A Getafix! I know you can not hide in the boiler. 126 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,291 I wanted to get out early, but fell asleep. Just do not cry! 127 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,541 Look first at this layout. It is such a ... 128 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,249 Pectin? But ... what are you doing here? 129 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:33,583 And as we now return you back? Perhaps you are already looking for the whole village. 130 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,833 No, I told everyone that she is with us. 131 00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:40,208 - What? Did you know that she is sitting in the pot? - Yeah. I saw how she climbed. 132 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,458 - What?! - And why do not we say, eccentric? 133 00:16:42,499 --> 00:16:45,208 Because she asked me to! What do you think, wise guy? 134 00:16:45,249 --> 00:16:48,583 - Well, what did you tell the village? - "Pectin climbed into the pot." 135 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:52,625 Well done! And what do we do now? In Karnutsky forest Women are not allowed! 136 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,458 And I thought, there is not allowed non-Druids. 137 00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:56,041 And women, of course! 138 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,791 NOT Druid admitted (and women, of course) 139 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,333 I am, or what is to blame, that the Druids forbid all ?! 140 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,625 I am forbidden magic potion, but I do not scandals! 141 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,750 That is, we dragged the girl to the boiler, 142 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,583 and you've decided that I did not have to know about it? 143 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,375 Interestingly, and who said, 144 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:15,458 that Mr. Asterix always all need to know? 145 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:24,416 Pectin! .. pectin, what are you ... 146 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:29,166 How can cry if you put together such a wonderful layout? 147 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,750 Well, explain to me how it all works. 148 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,208 A child exactly empty, Getafix? 149 00:17:42,249 --> 00:17:44,375 Are you likely to more than Asterix and Obelix. 150 00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:48,541 But the hair you're still covered. Another voice, of course ... 151 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,291 I have to hide the fact that I'm a girl ?! 152 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,750 Baby boy - it's certainly more than a passing option. 153 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:57,750 - And if I am about anything they ask? - You will answer: "... pff!" 154 00:17:58,249 --> 00:18:00,499 - Pfft? - Well, yes. "Pfft!" ... 155 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,499 BUT! Note arrived. 156 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,916 And it is normal that on the advice of no one? 157 00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:50,291 Not. There is something wrong. 158 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:56,208 Can you imagine, Obelix? Grand Council of the Druids! 159 00:18:56,499 --> 00:19:00,333 The greatest Druids of Gaul in one place! What a spectacle! 160 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,625 And what do they show? 161 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:03,958 Many wise men with a white beard! 162 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,666 Scientists, philosophers! The most powerful minds! 163 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:14,000 Hello, Panoramiks! I try wreck! 164 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:18,000 - Well, what's wrong with our star? - It is now breaking branches! 165 00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:22,958 Look! We have a gift for you. Hang it, when you come into the forest. 166 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,916 "Caution, falling druids!" 167 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,583 Wait! Is in wait, Steklokeramiks. 168 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,750 You did not get the message? I sent you boar. 169 00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:36,375 - Yes. They said that you fell. - Fell? And yet? 170 00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,625 - What do you mean "all"? - It's not bad. 171 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,249 But other? About the transfer of knowledge? About a successor? 172 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,874 What other transmission? What successor? 173 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:50,458 What are you to us here whistle, the old beeper? Explain! 174 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:56,000 Here's how ... This we did not expect ... 175 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,041 Are you serious, Getafix? 176 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:02,041 Imagine that potion fall into the wrong hands. 177 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:06,499 Do you think I made this decision in haste, Fantasmagoriks? 178 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,083 Now I understand why you're called the Great Council. 179 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:13,625 But I still thought he really brought us, to tell us how he fell from a tree? 180 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:17,458 I want you to help me in the selection of applicants. 181 00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:21,208 Did you come to mind the names of young talented druids? 182 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:26,541 About the mind I do not know ... But we have leaves. 183 00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:31,541 - What? Which leaves? - The names of categories .... 184 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,208 Is it possible to write the druids? 185 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:38,041 No, son, it is forbidden! "From the mouth of the Druid - Druid in the ears!" 186 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,041 Of course! Right! 187 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,833 Getafix well you trained. Well done! Bravo! 188 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,750 Nothing can be recorded! All in your head! 189 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:47,666 But we must remember as many formulas and recipes! 190 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,874 The head is something ... also not endless. 191 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:54,208 Young talented druids have not fit ... And we do leaves! 192 00:20:54,249 --> 00:20:55,333 Op! Not caught, not a thief! 193 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:58,583 - Such small leaves! - One or two! Three or eight! 194 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,458 - Between you and me, old men! - Bring them all here! 195 00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:09,958 Come on ... You'd fall from the trees ... And we do leaves. 196 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:14,625 I do not understand what you do not understand, Obelix. 197 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,958 They are all with a white beard? 198 00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:20,750 Everything? Maybe yes. I think so. 199 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,249 And how do they go? 200 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:28,499 Obelix ... If I say, "They're all ... with a white beard" 201 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,333 I mean, each with its own. This is not a beard at all. 202 00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,708 Each of them - with a white beard. 203 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,666 And not one white beard all druids. 204 00:21:44,499 --> 00:21:46,208 "Good for nothing". 205 00:21:46,249 --> 00:21:49,916 Here - "mediocrity" who still mastered two or three focus. 206 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,666 "Not bad." And here - "capable". 207 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,124 As you see, can you evaded rather quickly. 208 00:21:56,166 --> 00:22:00,541 And here - "the most stupid." They even onion soup can not cook. 209 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,166 Give a chance to everyone - it certainly noble. 210 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,416 But maybe pour you just "not bad"? 211 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:09,416 Even there you will not find anyone who could replace you. 212 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:14,625 - no irreplaceable people. - But with this I totally agree. 213 00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:27,124 Sulʹfuriks? 214 00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:31,124 How to live, gray beard? Long time no see! 215 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:34,750 Somebody has invented a potion from rheumatism, or all are fighting? 216 00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:40,833 Sulfuriks! You dare to come to the sacred glade after all these years ?! 217 00:22:40,874 --> 00:22:43,958 That's it: after so many years, you could be flexible. 218 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,958 - Flexibility? - Well, yes, flexibility ... 219 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,166 Not literally. Back break. 220 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:53,458 So! No one will offer me a horn of wine? 221 00:23:06,249 --> 00:23:09,124 Do not you dare use here a forbidden magic! 222 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:12,750 Oh, you know, it works only on the impressionable. 223 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,166 What do you want from us? 224 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:18,708 From you - nothing. I have come here as the successor. 225 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,791 Successor? What successor? 226 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,916 Of course, the great Getafix. Is not the issue you are discussing here? 227 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,833 - You?! What a joke! - You denied the right to be a druid! 228 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:31,375 Do you think that Getafix will give you the recipe of his potions? 229 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,291 Nonsense kind of ... 230 00:23:34,874 --> 00:23:36,499 How is it, buddy? .. 231 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,166 Falls from the tree? I think that we - apricot? 232 00:23:44,249 --> 00:23:46,249 Finally came to you, 233 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,625 you're not so outstanding , and it's time to share their knowledge. 234 00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,916 Getafix is ​​much better than all of us! 235 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:53,083 All of you - yes. 236 00:23:53,124 --> 00:23:57,208 But I am officially recognized as the strongest of the Druids! Have you forgotten? 237 00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,583 If I had a magic potion, 238 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:03,583 I would not be locked in a miserable village with forty-whiskered idiots! 239 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:07,333 If you give a hateful power of all occupied Gaul, 240 00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:11,541 we could turn over Rome! Stop all the wars in the world! 241 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:17,750 But Getafix the famous, of course, choose the diligent student, 242 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:22,666 who will obey him in everything , and become as selfish as he is! 243 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,416 Back! 244 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,833 Okay, let's try the old fashioned way. 245 00:24:55,124 --> 00:24:57,458 Leaflets, friends! Leaflets! 246 00:24:57,499 --> 00:24:59,958 Horror! Capable mixed with mediocrity! 247 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,916 Some bearded need to embed? 248 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,041 Got it, I see! 249 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:22,249 This is unexpected ... and very interesting. 250 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,666 Obelix! 251 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,625 Obelix! 252 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:34,249 Let's go, son, for a little! 253 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,666 Do not get carried away, and then the hands are shaking! 254 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,791 - What, do not you want? - Pfft! 255 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,333 I do not like it ... 256 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:43,041 Sulfuriks appeared suddenly, out of nowhere ... 257 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,375 - After all these years ... - A bad sign. 258 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:49,083 And who is he ... Who is he, this Sulfuriks? 259 00:26:49,124 --> 00:26:52,000 Aha! Thank you very much for this question. 260 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,666 Now I have an excuse to tell a long story 261 00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:57,499 terrible voice and mysterious tone. 262 00:26:57,791 --> 00:27:01,333 Sulfuriks and Getafix already in his youth showed considerable talent 263 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:03,416 and earned the admiration of his teachers. 264 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:07,833 They were inseparable: working without tired to invent new technologies ... 265 00:27:07,874 --> 00:27:12,124 All said and Sulfuriks Getafix - young talents. 266 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:15,249 And as I said, Atmosferiks - fat disgrace. 267 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,499 No one is talking about you. 268 00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:20,708 However, the fact that I have four times nearly kicked out of school. 269 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,916 But okay, now is not it. On the big match of the Druids 270 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:27,166 Sulfuriks presented his fiery powder, and the judges were impressed. 271 00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:32,666 Getafix has decided to take the risk. 272 00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:36,708 He made a bet on the beauty. 273 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,916 And by Belém, it was beautiful! 274 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:44,249 His spell was great, ingenious! 275 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:46,583 I will not hide, I even let a tear. 276 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,583 It was a fine example of Druidism. 277 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:55,083 But the judges after a long reflection decided 278 00:27:55,124 --> 00:27:58,874 that may not award a spell has no practical use. 279 00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:02,249 "It's beautiful, but to no avail," - they said. 280 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:05,916 And was awarded the first prize Sulfuriksu. 281 00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:10,458 However Sulfuriksa career developed not so brilliantly as he had expected. 282 00:28:10,499 --> 00:28:14,874 Benefit from his magic was less and less, 283 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:16,791 and then she was gone completely. 284 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:19,499 Meanwhile, Getafix fame grew: 285 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:23,166 he became the most revered of the Gallic Druids 286 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:26,333 thanks to the magic elixir, potion, which gives the inhuman strength. 287 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:29,958 Looking at it, Sulfuriks soaked black anger at the whole world, 288 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,000 I became interested in the forbidden magic rituals 289 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:36,249 and gone - until today. 290 00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:42,166 Who was it at all? Also from yours? 291 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,083 Thank you very much for this question. 292 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,958 Now I have an excuse to tell a long story ... 293 00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:32,625 Hey ... face do something simpler. 294 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:52,249 Noble Getafix, the venerable druid! What an honor ... 295 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,583 Let your colleague, our respected druid Bazuniks, 296 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,000 will present to you his disciple, in the hope, 297 00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:00,083 you sochtesh it worthy of its place. 298 00:30:00,124 --> 00:30:02,208 Getafix is ​​Bitniks. 299 00:30:02,249 --> 00:30:05,249 I do not know why colleagues Karnutskogo woods recommended his name. 300 00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:08,166 Let me just say one thing: if this guy - your successor, 301 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:12,291 I then - successor of Cleopatra. Come on, our genius! Show me! 302 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,625 Karoch, I take a bottle, pour its contents. 303 00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:19,083 This type of nettle infusion on rainwater. 304 00:30:19,124 --> 00:30:22,291 But in the second bottle I have so many things are mixed, 305 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,208 even tell you I will not. 306 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:28,291 Now, if all of us will pass beam ... Yep! 307 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:35,291 - Op - so what? - OP - and fertilizer to the beds. Type. 308 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,833 Well, here, karoch, the thing is that when one garbage on the other kneading, 309 00:30:38,874 --> 00:30:41,416 it often turns out fertilizer. 310 00:30:42,499 --> 00:30:43,499 Not? 311 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,249 Well, Getafix? How's our hero? 312 00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:47,458 You take him to succeed? You wrap or so? 313 00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:55,874 Getafix! My name - Zhanpatriks ... 314 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,666 But Karnutskom woods I called ... Magnetics. 315 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,041 Ogo! Well done! 316 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:08,166 Ouch! This is not according to plan ... Wait a minute! This is bullshit... 317 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:10,583 We fix everything now! One moment ... 318 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,791 Getafix, my name Vildoliks. 319 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:26,708 I produced their own elixir inspired by your famous potion. 320 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,625 Look at this stunted, puny human! 321 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:33,416 Poor guy ... Have a drink, baby, you is very useful. 322 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:40,541 About a miracle! 323 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:49,874 Do not pay attention to us! We do not want to distract you. 324 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,124 What are you doing here, for the sake of Teutat? 325 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:58,333 We agreed that all together follow you, 326 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:02,708 to apply our expertise to the selection of a successor to Getafix. 327 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:05,541 - You gone crazy? - I'm sorry, we have the right to vote. 328 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:08,666 Suddenly you bring an idiot? We have them, and so lacking. 329 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,583 Wait, wait ... Who guards the village? 330 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:14,541 As the interim head of the village, 331 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:19,249 I would like first to express your pride and ... uh ... uh ... 332 00:32:25,249 --> 00:32:29,291 - No one ... Just one? - Nearly... 333 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:32,625 Only women, children and a songwriter. 334 00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:36,208 All the men had left the village. More precisely, so it brings intelligence. 335 00:32:36,249 --> 00:32:39,916 So, everything is relative. I always say, intelligence - it's ... 336 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,708 - Senator Tomkrus ... shut up! - Yes, I agree to do what? 337 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:46,874 Command a legion to attack the village, 338 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:50,541 until they run out of stocks of elixir, potion, but we'll see. 339 00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:53,041 - Hi baby. - Hail, Caesar. 340 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:57,083 BUT! Attempt! Guards! Guards! 341 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:03,499 Tell me, O divine Caesar ... 342 00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:06,833 I heard that you were talking about the famous magic potion, 343 00:33:06,874 --> 00:33:08,916 giving superhuman strength ... 344 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,916 Do you want to get the recipe of this potion? 345 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:15,166 - Drink of these barbarians? - His own. 346 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:19,625 You ... you know this recipe? 347 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:23,083 Not yet. Let's just say I know where to get it ... 348 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:29,416 And you can take it ... in the eastern mountains. 349 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:33,375 A mere formality. This potion, I'll get you, Caesar. 350 00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:37,499 Finally, you can suppress this annoying resistance 351 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:40,708 which so long ago you angry. It is all of us sick of the order. 352 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:43,499 - But how can we understand that ... - How did we ... 353 00:33:43,541 --> 00:33:45,958 No, just ... Go on, then I'll ask. 354 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:50,708 As I understand, you're not a charlatan, gal? 355 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:53,208 And that is a good question! But I wanted to ask you about something else. 356 00:33:53,249 --> 00:33:56,083 Tomkrus! Is there any way to shut your mouth? 357 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:59,583 Aha! It's just in my profile. 358 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,750 Wait a minute ... Uh ... 359 00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:14,958 And ... what you wish in exchange for a magic potion? 360 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,416 - Nothing. - Nothing ?! 361 00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:21,083 Is that little thing ... A little piece of land in Gaul ... 362 00:34:21,124 --> 00:34:25,000 currently cluttered junk and requires a good cleaning ... 363 00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:26,916 I Karnutskom of the forest. 364 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,958 He will be yours. 365 00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,916 Oh yes. My legs are not the same. 366 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:34,791 I would like to transport to get to the mountains. A small convoy. 367 00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:38,041 Something plain, without too much pathos, but with a cross. 368 00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:41,208 It's just in my profile. 369 00:34:48,249 --> 00:34:51,958 Oh, druid! Ooh! I'm still do not know your name! 370 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,333 Here I am - Sen. Kay Frontino Tomkrus. And I have a question ... 371 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,583 Do not panic! But without ... 372 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:12,541 All lined up to the store of magic ... 373 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:18,291 Fine. To organize themselves. Then, on my signal to all ... 374 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:26,249 Mom said, "If you will try to be clever, to feed him the flute." 375 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,916 Hey! And we still did not drink the potion. 376 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:32,708 On my command! 377 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:34,583 - Centurion! - What? 378 00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:38,750 Yes. Our task - to attack, until they will not end the magic potion? 379 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,750 Yes, as I explained to thirty times. 380 00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:44,499 But since this is the first attack, the potion they had not yet finished? 381 00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:47,249 Well yes. Purely mathematically, it is full. 382 00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:51,124 Clear. That is now all will be ... In short, everything is as usual? 383 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:52,208 Well yes. 384 00:35:52,249 --> 00:35:56,000 According to my team !!! Fight! 385 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,249 In the attack! 386 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:37,041 They seem to have spent a lot of potions on us. 387 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:38,124 Definitely. 388 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:40,916 - That is, the job is done? - Yes sir. 389 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:44,666 ABOUT! Then it turns out that we are done! 390 00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:01,916 Son! You are probably very busy and did not notice that the sky full moon. 391 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,416 - Mmm. - What is "MMM"? 392 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:05,124 It's okay, I'm light. 393 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,291 Druids do not work when the moon is full, my dear. 394 00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:08,916 And do not care, light it or not. 395 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:12,041 I have to work until for not coming Getafix me. 396 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,166 Getafix know that you are working under a full moon, 397 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:16,166 and unfold here at the door! 398 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:18,083 Let him come, but we'll see. 399 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:22,791 Talent - that's not all. Well would observe the rules sometimes. 400 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,666 Hey! You all right? 401 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:38,166 It seems it is time to finally tie with drevolazaniem. 402 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:41,416 You, too, druid? I have not seen you in these parts. 403 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:45,124 - Well well. What have you got it? - I is prepared. 404 00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:46,458 What you are prepared? 405 00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:49,124 Great Getafix looking for a successor. 406 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:51,666 Someone who is looking for a successor? 407 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:54,541 Getafix! The greatest druid ever! 408 00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:57,916 I have not. If you want to please the old druid, 409 00:37:57,958 --> 00:38:00,666 to start bring in the order of your desktop. 410 00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:02,958 My desk is in order ... 411 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,541 Eeey! Distilled water - right! 412 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,333 For what reason, if you are left-handed? 413 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:11,916 - If so, then things are not in place. - Yes, everything is not in place. 414 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:16,249 My teacher, Tsyuriks, always said to put so. That's why I put so. 415 00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,083 Rules - thing relative. 416 00:38:18,124 --> 00:38:20,916 I, for example, distilled water ... put here. 417 00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:22,375 Uh, where! 418 00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:26,458 Distilled water - unnecessary work. Spring water is not worse. 419 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:31,375 No need to change the essence of things, you have to be in harmony with the matter. 420 00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:33,874 Druids are not born then, to make potions. 421 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:38,041 And then, to paint, to sing, to bring the light! 422 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,958 To prove that magic exists. 423 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:05,333 One question, Centurion. If they spent a potion at us, 424 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:09,124 can we say that they have no reserves left? What do you think? 425 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:11,458 How do I know? I can not climb them to the warehouse. 426 00:39:11,499 --> 00:39:13,874 Yes ... Sorry. 427 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:16,208 So, on my command ... In aaaaaa .... 428 00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,499 - Wha ... - What is "wa"? 429 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,625 Vaabsche a potion they still have. 430 00:39:23,124 --> 00:39:24,333 In the attack! 431 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:44,874 Panoramyks Oh! I - Druid Naperstochnyks. 432 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:47,208 Sleight of hand and no fraud! 433 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:52,249 Getafix! My name Tektoniks. 434 00:39:54,499 --> 00:39:57,916 Getafix, I - Druid Gromimolniks. I have the power of ... 435 00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:09,291 In ataaaaku! 436 00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:14,625 Getafix, we - brothers Nerazluchniksy ... 437 00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:22,708 About Getafix! 438 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:26,458 I do solemnly swear to anyone not to disclose the recipe for the magic potion! 439 00:40:26,499 --> 00:40:27,666 In the attack! 440 00:40:28,874 --> 00:40:31,333 Is that the most affluent tourists 441 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:34,208 which will lay out for him a bag of gold. 442 00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:41,333 - I - Nemoguletatiks. - I - Zabastovniks. 443 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,375 We - Fantastically-Chetveriksy. 444 00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:45,583 - AZ - Druid Selfiks. - Reklamiks. 445 00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:06,000 Stupid idea - these legal transportation. I told you so! 446 00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:10,541 Yes, just not lucky with the customers, and all. The idea of something quite working. 447 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:15,291 Here you can add herbs here - distilled water, 448 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:19,416 and this - op ... Tadam! Folding sun shade! 449 00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:21,708 And here - the department for Golden Sickle. 450 00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:23,833 Oh, sorry. 451 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,583 That's it! I'm not a gold crescent moon! 452 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:29,958 Of course, since none of the potion will not work. Still would! 453 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Ah, that's it! Durian you chump with a scythe from the waist up, you've decided that you're a druid? 454 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:35,041 I'll try! 455 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,291 And if possible, a recipe will get the man out of the village, 456 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:39,708 and not some stranger. 457 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:42,208 Is cast so much harder than fishing? 458 00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:45,166 If the druid out of you is the same as a fisherman, we are waiting for fun. 459 00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:47,874 See sickle? He needed to gather the mistletoe 460 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:50,750 and shorten noses brazen blacksmiths! 461 00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:52,416 Hey! Are you back to the old? 462 00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:56,458 If you were not so Krivorukov blacksmith, I would long ago have made me a golden sickle! 463 00:41:56,499 --> 00:41:58,083 I tell you right now, his nose in the cake will! 464 00:41:58,124 --> 00:42:00,874 Gentlemen, let's remain calm. 465 00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:02,291 Why do you need such passion? 466 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,249 We offer the best refreshments. 467 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:08,208 - "Good wine and nice heart" - You're it, with its Latin fasten. 468 00:42:08,249 --> 00:42:10,791 Calm, gentlemen, just calm! 469 00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:13,083 Yes, something I got excited. 470 00:42:13,124 --> 00:42:16,000 If you want to play in the druid, play on health. 471 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,124 Of course not, you're right. 472 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:21,416 I'm in the way with one another, with the third and never anything ... 473 00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:29,874 Impossible people! Impossible! 474 00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:34,166 - Pendent opera interruptas. - Dostal. Close your mouth. 475 00:42:47,874 --> 00:42:52,083 I again improved formula. Now, it should not explode. 476 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,958 Well? Frankly, our druid fisherman is making progress! 477 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,916 - Let us suppose. And what does your potion? - It does not explode! 478 00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:04,541 You do not say Getafix: 479 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,000 "You obaldeesh, I have a potion that does not explode!" 480 00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:10,791 And you have no potions! So shut up, muddle! 481 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:13,083 Great! Avtoritariks! 482 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:14,750 Otovsehubegaliks ... 483 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:17,625 Old boy! I'm glad to see your long face! 484 00:43:17,958 --> 00:43:21,083 And the whole gang's! Wow! How's it going, guys? 485 00:43:21,124 --> 00:43:24,208 Obelix? All the same the big man? Asterix? All the same shorty? 486 00:43:26,249 --> 00:43:29,208 - Like good old times. - What time? 487 00:43:29,249 --> 00:43:32,208 - When we gave a brave fight back to Rome! - Seriously? 488 00:43:32,249 --> 00:43:35,083 I do not remember that you so much unlocked ... 489 00:43:35,124 --> 00:43:37,874 And I know what you mean: it would have bad effect on trade. 490 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:40,499 Asterix! Speeches like you're breaking my heart! 491 00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:45,208 Yes, ... I had the weakness to believe the promises of these damned Romans. 492 00:43:45,249 --> 00:43:47,541 But you know what? This belief has rapidly passed. 493 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,333 What it is? The sauce for the wild boar? 494 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,916 Prunes ?! ABOUT! Intrigue! 495 00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:55,291 Where is the traitor that put prunes in the sauce? 496 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,874 Love Roman orders? Let's put the figs and pine nuts! 497 00:43:57,916 --> 00:43:58,874 They are also here. 498 00:43:58,916 --> 00:44:03,458 Oh, woe is me! Oh, disgrace! Culinary throw to the lions! 499 00:44:03,499 --> 00:44:07,333 - Or at least they nastuchit of noses. - Can I see your young druid? 500 00:44:07,791 --> 00:44:11,708 Trust me ... it Otpad dude! By Jove... 501 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:15,791 That is Teutat. Come on, Kolhiks! Getafix show what you can do. 502 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,958 Oh, great Getafix! 503 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,541 Here is a classic mosaic on the well-known story. 504 00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:23,916 The god Mars in the helmet, the Eagle of the Legion and the olive branch. 505 00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:25,124 This hangs in every home. 506 00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:28,375 But the same story may eventually get bored. 507 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,416 I dip mosaic ... 508 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:33,416 Nothing, keep going. 509 00:44:34,499 --> 00:44:38,458 I dip in the mosaic of the solution ... And - op! 510 00:44:38,499 --> 00:44:41,874 Now the mosaic depicts a formidable gladiator and noble Caesar, 511 00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:44,000 who has mercy on them with his royal hand. 512 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:47,416 And - op! have changed! Mars - gladiators. Mars - gladiators. 513 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:49,958 Mars - gladiators. Mars - gladiators. 514 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:54,083 Avtoritariks, Asterix ... 515 00:44:54,124 --> 00:44:59,458 I swear before the golden-haired Belém: no village more Gallic than mine! 516 00:45:15,124 --> 00:45:16,208 We will continue. 517 00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:34,583 - You do not seem impressed? - No, no, it's okay. Good. 518 00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:37,916 - Okay, but? - But there is nothing new. 519 00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:39,291 Too mediocre, without a spark. 520 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:43,083 If Getafix gets here, it will not surprise potion 521 00:45:43,124 --> 00:45:45,750 helping to gather the mistletoe. Although it is certainly useful. 522 00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:47,541 But it's still Getafix! 523 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,958 I thought you'd never heard of Getafix. 524 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,833 Nobody knows him better than I do. 525 00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:56,291 I'll help you win the match, Teleferiks. 526 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:59,874 Most importantly, apply the curse, which I have taught you. 527 00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:03,458 Spell with butterflies? From him no good! 528 00:46:03,499 --> 00:46:06,666 I'm not going to show Getafix useless spell! 529 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:10,541 Do not even try to understand, you fool. You do not know Getafix! .. 530 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:15,124 Show my spell Teleferiks and promise: a magic potion will be yours. 531 00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:19,124 Not! He sees my potion that helps to collect the mistletoe! 532 00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:21,958 Let it is too ordinary, as you say. 533 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,249 But I'm not going to show someone else's spell! Especially useless. 534 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:29,750 You're still a clever lad, Teleferiks. 535 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:33,291 Do not ruin your life too much honesty. 536 00:46:45,124 --> 00:46:47,666 This druid - our last chance. 537 00:47:09,124 --> 00:47:10,291 Sorry but no. 538 00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:13,249 Well, why did. This seems to be something there. 539 00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:14,833 What? Come on, that you tell me? 540 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:17,249 This is not a masterpiece, but with proper training ... 541 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:20,375 Do not sweat it, we in the village with all the rolls! 542 00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:22,916 Guys, just without the scenes. We are not at home. 543 00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:24,041 And I like it. 544 00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:27,208 Another would be to find a second, which would have done the same with cheese ... 545 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:32,375 Hear me, O stranger! Hear me, O hawker! 546 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:36,249 Hear my message! About wanderer! 547 00:47:36,291 --> 00:47:40,833 Or who you are there! Whether you are a traveler or just a tramp ... 548 00:47:40,874 --> 00:47:44,333 What are you talking about? Stop chasing any nonsense! You have to believe! 549 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:45,499 I still Senator! 550 00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:48,583 Improvised prophecy from a cliff - it is not my profile. 551 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:52,208 Yes, we spit on your profile! Be persuasive, or all fuck up! 552 00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:56,333 Hear me, O weary pilgrim! 553 00:47:56,375 --> 00:48:00,874 Hear the words of the young prophet, a victim of its success! 554 00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:04,874 Hey, you there easier with pigeons, can not be the same ... 555 00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:07,124 That tell us gods? 556 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:12,083 What? What did you say? "Remote adenoid swimming in these seas?" 557 00:48:12,124 --> 00:48:14,208 Uh, no. I apologize. I became deaf. 558 00:48:14,249 --> 00:48:16,791 Specifically developed exudative otitis left ear. 559 00:48:17,291 --> 00:48:20,916 I'm sorry, what? "Gifted with a druid living in these mountains?" 560 00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:23,208 Gods! What are you saying! 561 00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:26,000 Young druid incomparable talent? 562 00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:29,208 There, at the very top? 563 00:48:29,249 --> 00:48:32,958 Now I knew everything ... Let magically disappear. 564 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,833 Powerful ... And what's crazy? Your, local? 565 00:48:41,874 --> 00:48:45,916 But it seems to me ... Or? He talked about a young druid? 566 00:48:45,958 --> 00:48:49,083 Getafix, do not say that he took seriously this demon-possessed! 567 00:48:49,124 --> 00:48:50,249 We ended the leaves! 568 00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:52,625 We did everything we could, but you have not found a replacement. 569 00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:56,625 Spit on the leaves! They say to us, there is another druid in the mountains! 570 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,249 - It Teleferiks. - Sorry? 571 00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:00,249 This crazy meant Teleferiksa. 572 00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:01,958 Young druid in the mountains - so we only have one. 573 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,541 - And how he and reputation? - Procedure. It is not bad, then really there. 574 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:10,416 But keep in mind: the multiplication of loaves, he will not do it. This is my exclusive. 575 00:49:10,458 --> 00:49:14,166 Getafix, look, it's time to admit you do not have a replacement! 576 00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:15,874 You see! Let's go home. 577 00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:19,375 We'll be back when I see the last druid. 578 00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:20,791 But this is impossible! 579 00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:24,708 We have a month stagger across Gaul with these silly leaves! 580 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,416 - And none of usable! - Asterix, but do not burn. 581 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:31,083 And who inflame ?! No, guys, you know what? I'm also not the same. 582 00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:35,000 Seen? Almost fell! Everything anywhere no good, should be changed! 583 00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:38,750 And - again! Meet, this is my successor: new best warrior of the village! 584 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,583 - What? - In, here's a sword. Here's your helmet ... 585 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:43,625 - But, for the sake of Teutat ... - And here's the magic potion. 586 00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:45,166 All fun, and I'll find something else to do: 587 00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:48,874 fed up with the stubborn who do not see beyond their own noses! 588 00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:51,750 Obelix, are you going? 589 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:54,499 No, mister Asterix, I'm not going! 590 00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:58,291 I will not go for the dwarf, who puts into place an old man, 591 00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:03,000 rather than the so-called "best friend"! Bon voyage, Mr. Asterix! 592 00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:10,041 Asterix! Asterix! Do not play the fool, what are you! .. 593 00:50:10,499 --> 00:50:12,458 Getafix, do something! 594 00:50:12,499 --> 00:50:16,708 Asterix is free to leave. I will continue my mission. 595 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,666 If you do not want to accompany me, I'll understand. 596 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:21,124 I'll go up to the mountains without you. 597 00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:33,916 - Do you not surprised, you fool? - What I can surprise here? 598 00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:37,083 The first time I myself go down to the cellar. Previously, I was throwing here unconscious. 599 00:50:37,124 --> 00:50:39,166 - Look. - Yes ... I do not know. 600 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,333 Ugliness. But I'm not doing the interior. 601 00:50:44,874 --> 00:50:47,041 We do not have a magic potion left. 602 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:50,124 Once you have been appointed as "elder of the village ..." 603 00:50:50,166 --> 00:50:51,166 Yes! 604 00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:55,249 Since you were appointed as "elder of the village," tell us what to do. 605 00:50:58,458 --> 00:50:59,625 Good... 606 00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:03,750 So, as an elder in the village, I believe that the best solution - 607 00:51:03,791 --> 00:51:07,166 hope that the Romans did not attack. 608 00:51:11,291 --> 00:51:13,833 Convinced? Or not? 609 00:51:32,499 --> 00:51:35,583 All taken from the place ... Just quiet! 610 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:37,333 If we find, it will be in vain ... 611 00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:41,874 No, what I was thinking! What I thought when you entrusted this task! 612 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:44,583 If you are dissatisfied with something, find yourself another helper. 613 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:46,791 If now the Gauls did not rise to the village ... 614 00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:48,958 Well, why do not they rise? I said everything is short and clear. 615 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,083 Keep in mind: Caesar finds out it was you, we blew it. 616 00:51:52,124 --> 00:51:55,958 Ah well? And then I'll tell Caesar that you are - ignorant and dirty old man ... 617 00:51:58,083 --> 00:51:59,333 All pack things! 618 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:05,416 And that we have that? Gallic warrior! 619 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:07,333 What a vile intrigues, Sulfuriks? 620 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,958 Well, so straight from the door, "the vile machinations of" ... 621 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,124 I just like old friend Getafix, 622 00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:15,208 I try as much as help him to complete the venture with the successor. 623 00:52:15,249 --> 00:52:18,041 You want to take over the recipe and sell it to the Romans! 624 00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:20,416 Romans - this is logical. Because they have the money. 625 00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:22,291 But ultimately what is important to me: 626 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:24,708 the potion will be available to the masses. 627 00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:29,083 There will be a balance of power ... I'm a pacifist, Asterix. 628 00:52:29,124 --> 00:52:30,958 You are the worst in the whole of Gaul, Druid! 629 00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:34,166 Not. There is one worse than me. 630 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:36,000 Anyone who shares his strength 631 00:52:36,041 --> 00:52:39,000 with only a small handful of quarrelsome and stupid fools, 632 00:52:39,041 --> 00:52:41,625 although he could have been saved from the Roman regime all his people! 633 00:52:41,666 --> 00:52:43,708 All this is nonsense! Who knows what will happen, 634 00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:46,458 If a magic potion fall into the hands of random? 635 00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:48,666 Porada: soon we'll find out. 636 00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:55,833 ... and the accuser in this case! And I, by the way, Senator! 637 00:52:55,874 --> 00:53:00,249 A senator is much more important to the druid! And if ... And this is where it came from? 638 00:53:00,291 --> 00:53:02,874 Tell her, even accelerate. It is high time to go away from here! 639 00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:05,874 A small Gaul tie where a little stronger, 640 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:08,083 not to warn the others. 641 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,833 I told you not to bother me! 642 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:40,166 - poured it here ... - Well, that's why again? 643 00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:42,583 - You know how it will end. - I'll fix it! 644 00:53:42,916 --> 00:53:46,541 I pour it here, and then count to ten. 645 00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:50,874 If "ten" did not explode - it's good, it is not going to explode. Ready? 646 00:53:53,291 --> 00:53:54,416 One... 647 00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:04,583 You changed the order of placement on the desktop? 648 00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:06,750 You see, I'm still left-handed. 649 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:09,874 Dotyaneshsya! Nothing terrible will not. You're not the first druid lefty. 650 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:11,708 We are ready, Teleferiks. 651 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,583 Show my spell Teleferiks and promise: 652 00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:19,583 magic elixir potion will be yours. 653 00:54:36,249 --> 00:54:38,333 That conceived this wretch? 654 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,874 I do not want to upset you, but you have a rival. 655 00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:06,708 I am a down to earth person ... 656 00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:10,458 This, of course, beautiful ... but what is the use? 657 00:55:11,124 --> 00:55:14,249 No. It's useless. 658 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,583 Teleferiks ... Are you willing to be my successor? 659 00:55:33,499 --> 00:55:34,541 Yes. 660 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,041 You're coming with me to the forest Karnutsky 661 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:40,083 and there, in the near future the new moon, 662 00:55:40,124 --> 00:55:44,583 learn the recipe of magic potion conferring superhuman strength. 663 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:49,958 Yes, indeed ... What a pleasure to be a landowner! 664 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,124 Do not rush. You will become a landlord, when Caesar will receive the potion. 665 00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:55,333 - Formalities. - Maybe. And still. 666 00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:58,375 Look at it. Druids are not supposed to write. 667 00:55:58,416 --> 00:56:01,208 What you need is a grandiloquent announcement? 668 00:56:01,249 --> 00:56:03,750 Just to amuse vanity of these bearded men! 669 00:56:03,791 --> 00:56:04,833 Here I can not judge. 670 00:56:04,874 --> 00:56:06,333 Aah, their idiotic pyramid! 671 00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:08,375 Lay stones have always been masters! 672 00:56:08,416 --> 00:56:10,541 Hypocrites ... All of them - hypocrites! 673 00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:12,750 Uh, sorry, uh ... You're on fire. 674 00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:14,000 By Belém! 675 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:16,750 These rabid druids will drive me mad! 676 00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:19,291 Yes Help me, blunt Senator! 677 00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:22,000 Take off your cape! Come on ... A little more ... 678 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:33,458 Excuse me, I did not think. What to do now? 679 00:56:33,499 --> 00:56:35,000 And why do something? 680 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:38,041 But the recipe transfer should happen here? 681 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:39,791 - Yes. - But if the forest burns, 682 00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:40,958 nothing happens. 683 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,958 What a spectacle! 684 00:56:43,249 --> 00:56:46,625 And I have thought what do I do with this damned woods! 685 00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:50,708 You're a genius, Tomkrus! You are a genius! 686 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:35,916 No, It is Immpossible! What it is? 687 00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:38,083 How many times have I asked you not to engage in any nonsense? 688 00:57:38,124 --> 00:57:39,333 That you are there are mixed again? 689 00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:41,583 My potion did not explode, and I drank it. 690 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,375 I could not miss such an opportunity. And now - here! 691 00:57:44,666 --> 00:57:47,083 I'll tell you honestly, it's better than explode. 692 00:57:47,124 --> 00:57:49,750 Fun, perhaps, to go to the fisherman on the hook. 693 00:57:49,791 --> 00:57:51,874 You speak well: you did not lug around. 694 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:54,375 What with Karnutskim forest ?! 695 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:08,708 By Teutat ... 696 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:18,541 Getafix ... How are you Now you pass the recipe? 697 00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:21,874 The full moon will go into the zenith in a few hours ... 698 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:23,583 You can not lose time. 699 00:58:52,499 --> 00:58:54,666 - Pyramid. - I'm sorry, what? 700 00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:57,916 - You do not want to build it again? - Who? 701 00:59:07,124 --> 00:59:09,874 - So what is next? - Farther? But that's all. 702 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,625 - It's all? - I told you everything. 703 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:16,416 Getafix, I have never seen such a wild boar! 704 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:20,916 No, to get away - pounced on me and grunting without stopping! 705 00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:25,916 Faster, Obelix! Drive on! Run to the village! 706 00:59:25,958 --> 00:59:27,958 Getafix, we somehow tell me what's going on? 707 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000 Goni! 708 00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:32,499 But ... what shall we do? 709 00:59:33,041 --> 00:59:35,499 So, come on! Magic potion! Who's left? 710 00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:42,625 Do something! My back turned, I see nothing! 711 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:45,499 Whined again! Now I'll turn it as necessary! 712 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:56,166 Catastrophe! How can we now go back to our village? 713 01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:03,291 Obelix! Runs under these trees! 714 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:07,208 Obelix! Past those bushes! 715 01:00:11,083 --> 01:00:13,458 These are the ingredients for a magic potion! 716 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:23,958 Village! 717 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,333 If pigs have told us the truth, they do not have a drop of the potion left! 718 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,458 Rather, Obelix! Nesis forward! 719 01:00:30,499 --> 01:00:33,041 All these Romans today - yours! Present! 720 01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:39,083 - Obelix! - Obelix? Obelix? 721 01:00:39,124 --> 01:00:41,833 - What about him? - A bag? Where the bag with the ingredients? 722 01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:54,874 Only one way out: to return to the cabin and make a potion there. 723 01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:58,499 Where the sickle? Where is my crescent? Teutat sake! Ah, there he is! 724 01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:02,083 Panoramiks! 725 01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:19,874 Good night, kids. 726 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,583 Do not panic! Do not panic! 727 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:37,541 Okay, a little as possible, because that occasion, to be honest, there is. 728 01:01:39,416 --> 01:01:41,958 So, we have not exactly left a drop of potion? 729 01:01:45,791 --> 01:01:48,375 - Stay here. - We'll go with you. 730 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:51,874 It's too dangerous, Lustiks. You're a brave boy. 731 01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:55,166 But it will not have much time, and you yourself say the same boy, 732 01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:58,249 like you, that he was sitting in the shelter. And you go alone to meet ... 733 01:01:58,291 --> 01:02:00,124 Now is the time not to talk, but to act! 734 01:02:03,874 --> 01:02:05,291 And he is pretty good. 735 01:02:06,499 --> 01:02:08,874 - Well, is not very. - Exactly. 736 01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:11,291 - This is the beginning. - Exactly. A small beginning. 737 01:02:13,874 --> 01:02:15,916 - Do not go! - I'm sorry, what? 738 01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:17,666 These evil woman! Do not go! 739 01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:20,916 This means that they had no potions. Our plan finally worked! 740 01:02:20,958 --> 01:02:23,166 Still it did not work! How many times have we flew! 741 01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:27,208 Finally, we have a good news for our Caesar! 742 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,458 In the attack! 743 01:02:34,458 --> 01:02:37,208 Do not you think that the moment has come, Teleferiks? 744 01:02:37,249 --> 01:02:38,791 - The moment? - Do you know him? 745 01:02:38,833 --> 01:02:42,208 Here cauldron ingredients here in the village of trouble. 746 01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:45,083 Just do not prepare a potion with him! 747 01:02:45,124 --> 01:02:47,625 Getafix did not ask me to make a potion. 748 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:50,166 He gave you a recipe that you have used it. 749 01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:52,874 Look, this is a pure force majeure. 750 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:01,333 Do not. 751 01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:09,708 What you have here for the mess ?! 752 01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:15,208 We discuss strategies for further action. 753 01:03:15,249 --> 01:03:19,249 Strategy! Ha! You have broken thirty bottles until bludgeoned each other! 754 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:22,416 You said that to cook something worthwhile! 755 01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:25,333 - We can not agree that! - I am your elder! 756 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:28,791 And I tell you that you need to make a blinding powder! 757 01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:32,333 Nonsense! I know this powder: do go blind first! 758 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,000 Haste Potion need, that's all! 759 01:03:35,041 --> 01:03:37,708 And what will you do, when to accelerate, grandpa? 760 01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:39,708 Same as always, but faster. 761 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,958 You'll be a hundred times faster twirl your fingers? 762 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,166 What are you not listening to me! 763 01:03:43,208 --> 01:03:45,625 I'm the only one of you suggest something sensible! 764 01:03:45,666 --> 01:03:49,458 Increase Potion! Everything is already cooked, it is only necessary to distribute. 765 01:03:54,249 --> 01:03:55,458 End! 766 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:59,333 My ingredients! My ingredients! 767 01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:02,708 As it is now I will make a magic potion? 768 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,249 - Stop! Do not! He remembers everything! - I have to save the village. 769 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:24,124 Easy, girl. Soon it's over. 770 01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:28,124 Very interesting recipe. And so simple ... 771 01:04:28,666 --> 01:04:33,708 There is even a feeling that is not enough ... the last ingredient! 772 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:36,458 The last ingredient! 773 01:04:36,499 --> 01:04:37,833 What was the last ingredient? 774 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,750 The last ingredient secret recipe magic potion! 775 01:04:39,791 --> 01:04:42,791 - What is this ingredient, you say? - I do not know, he just said it! 776 01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:45,791 Any fool knows that Getafix has a secret ingredient, 777 01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:47,708 that it adds to the solution at the last second! 778 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:49,083 He did not disclose it to you? 779 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:52,416 Moron! He'll still do not trust! 780 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:55,333 But he just tore it. What's in the bag? 781 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:57,750 That you have not used? This is it? 782 01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:01,249 Or this? Yes, it certainly is! 783 01:05:01,541 --> 01:05:04,041 By Teutat, it should be in the bag! 784 01:05:05,208 --> 01:05:09,625 But what the old bastard could shove his cursed potion? 785 01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:17,333 You ruined everything! You're a traitor! 786 01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:33,874 - Do you drink it? - Shut up. 787 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,208 Interesting. 788 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:15,666 Very interesting! 789 01:06:27,124 --> 01:06:29,375 - Immediately all the shelter! - Yes, Konservatoriks! 790 01:06:29,416 --> 01:06:30,916 There are no "yes, Konservatoriks"! 791 01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:34,166 It has come from? 792 01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:36,833 The main thing is that it is not for us! Nothing else matters. 793 01:06:36,874 --> 01:06:40,541 - To us it may even be on hand. - Do not shoot him, he is behind us! 794 01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:41,666 Who is this? 795 01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:46,124 Senator Kay Frontino Tomkrus! Discover, Centurion! The name of Caesar! 796 01:06:47,124 --> 01:06:48,833 Continue shelling the village! 797 01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:52,249 And then light a light, and I imagine all the bones will break. 798 01:06:52,291 --> 01:06:55,458 No war, just peace in the world! 799 01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:59,791 Here and there was a use of a potion of the old monkey! 800 01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:02,583 Sulfuriks, you need to stop! 801 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:09,249 It was the end of the village of baleen nerds! 802 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:11,750 End of Asterix! The end... 803 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:15,666 What is that nonsense? 804 01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:38,708 Archers! Fire on ... 805 01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:42,291 Fire on the chicken! 806 01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:10,541 Do not shoot at us, you idiots! 807 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:13,916 To get you drunk again your potion? No, figushki! 808 01:08:16,124 --> 01:08:17,916 And with that you will do that? 809 01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:21,124 No, wait, there is something does not fit. 810 01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:23,958 He did for ours! He had no reason to attack us. 811 01:08:40,791 --> 01:08:44,083 Getafix! Getafix! I gathered all that remained. 812 01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:46,499 But I do not know whether enough! .. trouble! 813 01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:50,208 Teleferiks potion when Sulfurikse. He saw it all! 814 01:08:52,208 --> 01:08:55,000 All retreat to the beach! That's an order! 815 01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:58,041 Sorry! Do you mind if we also retreat to the beach? 816 01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,874 Teleferiks brewed a magic potion? You saw it? 817 01:09:11,916 --> 01:09:14,583 - Yes. - Then repeat all that he did. 818 01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:17,124 Remember his every move, in the correct order. 819 01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:18,791 But I will not work! 820 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:22,041 And at the end add one drop of what is hidden here. 821 01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:23,666 But nobody showed! 822 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,750 But ... what about you? 823 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:31,375 - What are you doing? Run away! - Take the pectin to the beach! 824 01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:34,124 - And how are you? - Hit the road for Teutat! 825 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:45,833 - We do not have time! - The whole village is in the smoke in the fire! 826 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:49,124 It's done. Farther... 827 01:09:52,166 --> 01:09:54,375 Baby, you just do not need help? 828 01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:57,166 - potions we can. - Even the magic potion? 829 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,291 Well, except for him. 830 01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:04,625 Centurion, we are confused. We will not put the fire out? 831 01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:07,166 Probably not. The situation is complicated. 832 01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,166 And what we are? Now is the best time to attack! 833 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,708 But not quite! Say, a difficult situation! 834 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:15,750 Well, the old clown? Tired, tired with running? 835 01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:17,625 Finally I decided to fight in the open? 836 01:10:17,666 --> 01:10:19,666 I'm not going to fight with you! 837 01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:22,708 You're on it is no longer able to, my poor friend. 838 01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:26,625 So many years you vozishsya with the same recipe! 839 01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:29,041 All his famous gift you squandered it! 840 01:10:29,499 --> 01:10:33,083 That's why you are so desperately looking for a successor. 841 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:40,791 Your villagers squeezed you dry, requiring all the same dish bored! 842 01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:43,041 As a result, the more you do not know how! 843 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:47,833 Who knows, maybe you specifically rushed to the tree, 844 01:10:47,874 --> 01:10:49,916 that there was reason to retire? 845 01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:54,708 You do not deserve to be a druid. 846 01:11:15,041 --> 01:11:16,291 Obelix! 847 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:31,541 My poor country! Oh, what an intolerable spectacle for the leader! 848 01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,791 We urgently need a magic potion! 849 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,166 I do what I can! 850 01:11:37,124 --> 01:11:38,874 Pectin! If you want, I'll Pomo ... 851 01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:43,958 Wait here, man. Next to the sages. 852 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:50,083 I knew that you would appreciate my young apprentice. 853 01:11:50,499 --> 01:11:52,583 Nincompoop without imagination, you love these ... 854 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,750 It is a pity that you are not up to the end of the confidence placed in him. 855 01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:58,666 - Still too stupid, I guess. - too much like a teacher. 856 01:11:58,708 --> 01:12:01,083 I agree, it is not up to your level. 857 01:12:01,124 --> 01:12:05,458 However, no one before him did not grow. No one but me, Getafix. 858 01:12:05,499 --> 01:12:08,000 And you know it. Cutting me the last ingredient, secret, 859 01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:11,708 and I will spare all: the Gauls, the Romans and even you. 860 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:14,874 Sulʹfuriks ... 861 01:12:14,916 --> 01:12:19,375 Better I will take away the recipe with him to the grave than entrust it to you. 862 01:12:23,583 --> 01:12:24,750 Let it be so. 863 01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:02,458 More and voila! Understand! 864 01:13:02,499 --> 01:13:05,625 My dear, here, finally, we can come in handy. 865 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:16,041 - Getafix! All is well? - Just great. 866 01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:05,958 Here you go! And you abused my potion! 867 01:14:13,124 --> 01:14:14,874 - In the attack! - In the attack! 868 01:14:19,499 --> 01:14:21,458 So, guys, is not idle! Alla - op! 869 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:23,916 Next, here! Everything went, gone, gone, gone! 870 01:14:24,583 --> 01:14:26,541 Go here! For mum, for dad! 871 01:15:08,124 --> 01:15:10,666 "It's beautiful, but it is useless." 872 01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:19,249 - You drank the magic elixir potion? - No, except that the drop of ... ick! 873 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,375 What is it? 874 01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:33,166 Firstly, it's beautiful ... 875 01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:37,458 And secondly ... see how useless. 876 01:17:38,249 --> 01:17:41,458 Land, before joining ten seconds ... nine ... 877 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:48,041 My children, enjoy our brand new ship! 878 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:52,916 Today is just the beginning! Evil tongues call us unlucky ... 879 01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:00,416 A long does the effect of the potion? 880 01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:03,291 All different. You have let go, Roman. 881 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:06,708 Personally, I was not the first day releases. And you see - no way! 882 01:18:08,124 --> 01:18:10,750 - Still works! Ha-ha! - Kubikus, calm down. 883 01:18:11,124 --> 01:18:14,791 Well, Paunch, talk? What do you say, big guy? 884 01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:18,291 He imposed in the pants? I have not got, huh? 885 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:20,000 Now you have me domolchishsya! 886 01:18:21,916 --> 01:18:25,583 Now let go. Yeah, I guess you 're right, it was quite othodnyak ... 887 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:29,375 Well, it's time we go back. 888 01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:31,041 Wait! I'll go with you, where to go ... 889 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,416 You're not a bad guy, Teleferiks. 890 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:48,333 But in your place I would have started from the beginning. 891 01:19:00,750 --> 01:19:03,916 Um, no. I have not got the magic potion of Caesar, 892 01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:08,208 and druid - disappeared. With regard to the village - well, then excuse me. 893 01:19:08,249 --> 01:19:11,291 We have tried, and very nearly enough ... here stolechko! 894 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:16,166 But, alas, in the end they again drank his potion and resist the invader. 895 01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:19,416 I will not go into details, are you all already know ... 896 01:19:19,874 --> 01:19:21,958 In general, here things are Caesar ... 897 01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:29,083 Still, on the shoulders of the leader is the exorbitant burden of responsibility. 898 01:19:29,124 --> 01:19:31,124 And now ... I'm beginning to understand, 899 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:35,000 how good I brought my music career! If it was not ... 900 01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:37,791 That I wanted to ask ... For a long time we have him with a hammer on the head are not allowed? 901 01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:40,041 - Yes. - So, and that kind of thing? 902 01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:41,541 It make me Pectin. 903 01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:43,708 I wear your husband-to-reel, and now - 904 01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:46,958 I can approach or depart: the rope on the ground not dragged. 905 01:19:49,291 --> 01:19:52,333 Getafix! On behalf of the whole village talking to you, 906 01:19:52,375 --> 01:19:55,041 that we do not stand anything without your magic potion. 907 01:19:55,083 --> 01:19:57,833 And your magic potion - nothing without you. 908 01:19:58,416 --> 01:20:01,458 Dear Avtoritariks, my friends! 909 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:06,083 And definitely a magic potion, and I myself - do not stand anything without you. 910 01:20:06,124 --> 01:20:07,291 Hooray! 911 01:20:11,041 --> 01:20:15,041 - Pectin, what are you so upset? - It is impossible to forget! 912 01:20:15,499 --> 01:20:18,083 - What is it forgotten? - The recipe for the magic potion! 913 01:20:18,124 --> 01:20:20,083 Try, try - and I can not! 914 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,083 I try very hard? 915 01:20:22,124 --> 01:20:24,958 Honestly! I know I should not remember it. 916 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,375 I do not want to remember! It's too dangerous! 917 01:20:27,416 --> 01:20:29,083 Only you should know it! 918 01:20:29,124 --> 01:20:33,791 Do not worry, Pectin, with time, I promise, it will erode the head. 919 01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:35,625 - Right? - Exactly. 920 01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:44,708 Or not. 921 01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:48,583 And, let go!